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Started by ChaosEmpire, October 24, 2005, 06:59:39 AM

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ChaosEmpire

why do you eat turkish man on this days???


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bdpf

#271
Ha HA !
Only turkey's with feathers, pluck them, dress them, stuff them and roast to a golden brown in an oven.
Thanksgiving is an old custom / holiday from when the first settlers arrived in North America.
As if you did not know.

:s513:
Long pig is frowned on in all civilized countries and against the law.

:wece:
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

mrmud

bdpf is missing in action, last seen in the Den of Evil drinking with his Fallen buddies doing some kind of crazy dance. Lord knows what unheard of behavior he may have done next with that creepy guy (or girl) that likes to drop Lucky Charms when she-he hits the dirt. What a nightmare to even think about.  Poor bdpf, no doubt he is still down there trying to crawl out .............. OMG some body go find him.

darn hope he saved a beer for me? :s513:
Schlamm ist eine wundervalle Form des SpaBes.
As the winter day goes by and rain sinks into the ground, behold the wonder of Mud, so simple yet so complex, it is just how you mold it .... splat!

   
"Sing auf Seraph. Finden Sie die Ruhe in die Seele.
     Bringen uns näher an die Flamme, dass führt uns zu Hause. "

Seraph wird in dem Song "The Flame Die Guides Us Home" von der Band Demon Hunter von ihrem Album "Triptychon".

bdpf

The old gummy's mind is bubbling and popping.

The dark god is awake. His weapon maker beats out hot metal into blades of the gods to the crash of thunder. His work is lite by the lightening crashing down from the heavens. His hands are burnt as he works the white hot iron and alloy. Folding the metal together as his imps do his bidding. His three quarter blades are pregnant curves of slashing steel. the half moon blades shave the hair from his arm.

The god blades are marked with lightening flashes and thunder clouds. The sky opens up with thunder ans lightening as he plunges the hot blades in the grown to harden. The rain washes the soot from his bowed back as his hand maidens and imps carry him to his couch.

The earth mother wakes to his call for strength. Her great trees reach to the stars, drawing energy to her. A mother tree lays down to rest, her task is done. The great great grandfather protects his young as the dark god of death strides across the land.

The four horsemen ride in the night, a red headed Valkyrie beating time with the stirups of the hell horse. They  protect the helpless from the dangers of the night. The black hell horse calls his heard as they trample the wild things into the ground.

Himself draws the god blades, Lightening and Thunder. He is the Dark God of Death walking. His blades cut right and left. Lightening deflects a blaster blast, Thunder cleaves the body to the ground. Three steps forward, slash, cut an other gone. Hair is singed, heavy coat smokes. A weapon is cut in two with it's owner.

bdpf lives brightly in the night sky amongst the stars. :s513:

:ce:

:wece:
Posted on: February 01, 2007, 11:55:14 pm
Hey Kim

Your beer has gone flat, at little, so I drink it for ya. Ho! Ho!

Ah Joe Turky feathers make good fletchings for arrows, almost as good as Canadian Geese feathers.
Duck feathers work good for lighter arrows. The flight feathers are easier to split.

.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

ChaosEmpire

oh nice hint.so we shall get some turkeys or rubber ducks :P


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Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

bdpf

Joe

No feathers on a rubber duck!

They stink if you stuff and roast them to a golden brown.

Make a broad head arrow by folding hot metal over a small anvil spike. Heat the edges red to white hot and forage weld it around the spike to make arrow shaft socket.

Did ya know that ?  ???

Do you know the other way to make a shaft socket in a broad head point ?  ???

The little old weaponer knows how.  HE  He!

bdpf, Himself
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

ChaosEmpire

i only remember how we did build arrows when i have been a child..from wood..


CEmail: chaosenergy(a)chaosempire.eu
Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

bdpf

.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

ChaosEmpire

and i remember that that fly in a very funny way :P


CEmail: chaosenergy(a)chaosempire.eu
Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

bdpf

Joe
The feathers have to be on straight!
Fluff fletchings are for take birds and small game.  :s513:

It also helps if you keep your eyes open. :ce:

Here have a beer on me. :wece:

:angel: Himself, bdpf
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

ChaosEmpire

beer for everyone it is carnival


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Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

bdpf

#281
Yes a carnival!
Jugglers, sword swallower, ring toss, clowns, Ferris wheel. merry go around, for the children.

Ah! Don't forget the ring toss, heck said that. Ah, humph, an other beer please.

Oh! Roller coasters.

Wonder who made the sword swallower's sword. Is it straight or curved, like a bull fighter's?

An other round, please. Joe looks at little dry.  :s513:

Say Joe hows the reading going? ???

Himself, bdpf
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

webwalker

The WebWalker is not dead, just busy from chasing his children across the palins of flyff (flyff.gpotato.com)
Also I've done the last thing to complete my divorce, now it's just waiting for the final order to take effect.
I may be back, it all depends.

Have a drink or three in my name, Lord knows I need it.

DrowElf

Happy to see you again.

I´ll take a drink on you, but only if you drink one, too.

ChaosEmpire

glad to "see" you alive back here...
ok..wont see you here if you are not..

cheers :P


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Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012