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The tavern of Geglash

Started by ChaosEmpire, October 24, 2005, 06:59:39 AM

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bdpf

Brain missed ya.

Having one for ya!

May the wed slinger walk free.  :s513:

bdpf
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

webwalker

TGIF!  (which means, usually "Thank Goodness It's Friday", but in this case means "THIS GUY IS FREE!")


...I still don't drink, unless it's like chocolate milk or MtDew...

or mana potions..... Has anybody noticed the Disco Aura is so common in LR/CgS that the train-horn sound of it might as well be Diablo's background music?  My Zon doesn't notice unless there is NOTHING to leach from, but my poor skelliemancer staggers from drinking so much "blueberry wine".

I can't imagine a skelliemancer getting through the maze (between baal and the cow level) because teleport (when last tested) doesn't even have range 0, it just doesn't work at all.  If it had range 0, then I could use range 0 teleport to bring my wandering army back under control.  So I'm always running a whack-a-mancer with a few summons still with me.

Then I got disconnected by a driver crash, do we get another "use this to open the way to hell" from Damien in Swampy Pit?

bdpf

@webwalker & joe
Milk, malts, mana are good for ya! Health potions keep ya alive!
Sipping whiskey, beer and coffee, keeps the old guy alive and whacking!
Having the same old hard ware issues and have switched to Ubuntu 8.04, for main boot.
Now I'm trying to get  CRACKED(broken) windows setup for second OS boot.
Grub loader has been kicking my Butt.
Hope to have CE up and running, SP again, in Linux. <SMILE> Windows crapped up the old setup of hardware. (Messed up grub loader wit my help.)
Ah to have a printer that works, I could then print out the manual. HA HA !
Hope to be on line again, soon. Need to get an other prepaid credit card. (FROWN) I will not link PayPal to my regular cards. I have had issues in the past.

Have a MtDew form me, Webwalker, Joe we need to have a few more beers.
Snuffy aka; bdpf :s513:
:wece:
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

ChaosEmpire

Beer for all, and for free....butcher bring me some pizza slices


CEmail: chaosenergy(a)chaosempire.eu
Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

bdpf

@Joe
Thanks for the beer! Ran out last month, bottle almost empty. (Frown)
Tobacco good till next month. <Grin>
The beer sure hits the spot. GULP Gulp "AH!"
thanks, needed that.
Snuffy, aka; bdpf (spellcheck wants to change 'bdpf to bedpan!) Ha Ha!  :oops:
:welcome:
ps:
Hardware all mixed up!
CE can't find "Expansion cdrom" in the drive, in Ubuntu.
I have to return to original configuration. Darn! Grub loader still kicking my butt.
wrs
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

Monolith

Quote from: ChaosEnergy on May 22, 2008, 01:59:46 PM
Beer for all, and for free....butcher bring me some pizza slices


I would be afraid of what kind of meat he would put on that   :spam1:
Looking for Baal?

Griez

Sliced Barbarian - 5€
Sliced Amazon - 6€
Sliced Necro - free

lol
Look, I'm just a cow. OK?

webwalker

Quote from: Griez on June 02, 2008, 10:43:03 PM
Sliced Barbarian - 5€
Sliced Amazon - 6€
Sliced Necro - free

lol


Amazons can be thinly sliced to preserve the delicate flavor.  Barbarians must be pounded and ground and tenderized.  You'll never see Assassin meat coming, and you'll only hear the *zot* sound as the sorceress meat leaves.

Sliced Necro is indeed free, and there's a reason for it.

Werewolf Wurst tastes fuzzy, and puree'd paladin comes in cans (I don't have an opener).

*hands bdpf my beer*
*pops another Mt Dew*

bdpf

@webwalker
Thanks for the beer! Needed it!

Now for you others;
Quit trying to carve my guys up....My head zon will make a pin cushion out of ya. She cheats big time. Can't tell you how or Joe would be mad.
As for the sorc, just be careful when you attend the bar-b-que. They have been tempering swords lately and the foundry is hard pressed to keep them supplied. They like a warm body to finish the temper in. Then its onto the spit.
Have you taken out storm insurance?
How about reconstruction insurance?
My barbs run their own slice and dice deli. <<Grin>> Only two penny a pound for sliced monster. The sorces will smoke and cook it for ya, if you ask nice.
Ah, all most forgot the bone man. He runs the local glue factory. Profits are way up lately.
Of coarse all believe there is no fair way to fight and cheat all they can. Only monsters need to fear my guys.
Still using the old time improved weapons. <SMILE> No Joe I will not tell.
Of coarse my paleys want a few zip-spits.
I see no way for them to have them. They would shoot out the sides and back of the monitor. <Frown>

Himself and Demos are still working on the problem. (he he he)

Set up a round on me, its the first of the month.  :s513:

:welcome:
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

ChaosEmpire

oerks..drunken joe (since 3 days...bdpf...this was a very big beer) still laughing about the thaugt that my sorc pizza slice teleports away when trying to eat..

also i dont know if the shadowmaster slice is the original or if im tapping into a trap
and those things on the assassin pizza...they are somewhat green..pepperoni..or poison?



CEmail: chaosenergy(a)chaosempire.eu
Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

webwalker

Quote from: ChaosEnergy on June 03, 2008, 01:06:36 PM
also i dont know if the shadowmaster slice is the original or if im tapping into a trap

Mind Blast Works!  The opponent is confused!

Quote from: ChaosEnergy on June 03, 2008, 01:06:36 PM
and those things on the assassin pizza...they are somewhat green..pepperoni..or poison?
It's "Breath Sentry".  If you've brushed and flossed, all is well.  Otherwise, "Breath Sentry" will detonate after you swallow it.  Keep some anti-acids handy.

ChaosEmpire



CEmail: chaosenergy(a)chaosempire.eu
Chaos Empire® is a registered Trademark of Hans-Jürgen Ohler ©2003-2012

webwalker

#297
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLLBcAL8IdA&feature=related

NO LAUGHING!  (ignore the chinchilla, it's only a few seconds)

bdpf

#298
HI! Guys!  :nike:

Just got got back all hot & sweaty. Done chased the fat old barr for miles. Got him and he was a load to bring home. Sold the skin for tobacco and beer. The tannery tossed in a bottle of sipping whiskey. Now I'm set for several months. Still have to renew the tags for the old horse, this month. I'll let the black cats take a few rabbits for the skins, to sell.

Thats right black cats, had five and two gray ones too.
One black and the grays went to live with the eldest daughter. <<>>GRIN<<>> Now the wifes other two are out numbered, two to one. Black cats now rule here. Vet bills have made the last two months tight.

Now my cat naps are interrupted by playing kittens chasing momma!  :3some:  :s513:  :welcome:

The three watch  me whack monsters on CE. <> BIGEST GRIN <>

With the new infusion of beer, I can now offer Joe some more beer and a sip or two of whiskey. hic!

Now if i could just get rid of the buzzing.  :oops:

An other round here, in keep, please.
By now, have to put the barr meat away.
bdpf aka; Snuffy

:welcome: MMoooMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAaaaaaaaaa

PS; Yowwee!
Smidge, the momma cat just suggested that the Paladins or Barbs could use some large black cats for side kicks.
Himself has dibs on the Snow Mountain & Rock Wolves, of coarse Red has her White and Black Plains cats. wrs
:s513:  :s513:  :s513:
.\\||||||//.
:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

webwalker

After spending several minutes trying to understand bdpf, I have come to the conclusion, that the whiskey must indeed be very very good.