Topic: The tavern of Geglash

[webwalker]

then and than only sounds different when you sing it for rhyming reasons imo...

Unfortunately, I hear many Yanks who mumble bad enough that you're right.
*proper* or *careful* English pronounces the two distinctly.

anyway what i really wanted to ask is: what is mt dew?

A yellow, *slightly* lemon-flavored, caffeinated, carbonated (soft) drink.

baal saying "luke, i am your father" -.-

"Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas... I felt your presents (presence)".

[Olfmo]

hehe

mt dew sounds awful

[webwalker]

What happened to the Pizza Delivery Guy picture?  I hope the photographer doesn't use it to bribe or blackmail The Butcher, becuase his friend King Leo will hunt the photographer down.  "The Warmth of Pizza has entered my tombstone!  Prepare yourself, mortal, to cook my food for eternity!"

mt dew sounds awful

Describe pepsi or coke... it sounds just as bad until you taste it.

[Olfmo]

pepsi sucks^^

coke is... well it tastes like coke i can't describe that

ok it's very sweet but i can't say anymore...

now i want a cool coke :/

[Fingerpicker]

I hear many Yanks who mumble bad enough that you're right.

In german school we`ve learned oxford english, mumbling (is that right so?) was not allowed. (that was more than 20 years ago)
But there is a bunch of germans who cant speak and write their own language too..., i think this fact makes it different to translate this by a program- or they learn english from the US rappers what will be *oooooopsed* in this forum .)
If i believe what i read this morning in a german magazine (Geo) about what poeple eat in other countries then the US folks begin breakfast with fastfood
It is too early to eat something if i get up, so coffee will be my main drug this morning.

[webwalker]

@olfmo: You want a cool coke?  Grab a warm coke, step outside, wait 5 minutes.
@GubbelGubbel: Fastfood?  Like a Kangaroo burger or a Cheeta Steak?
Hey!  The Pizza Guy's picture is back *YAAAAY* but he surely is "Fresh Meat" unless he's skilled Pizza Fury, which causes an endless stream of pepperoni slices to fly against the target, carrying knockback, stun, slow target (from weight gain) and indigestion.

[ChaosEmpire]

oh you forgot an important skill

hit blinds target..did you ever put your fingers itno your eyes...but forgot befoore to clean them, after eating pepperoni and similiar...

[webwalker]

hit blinds target..did you ever put your fingers itno your eyes...but forgot befoore to clean them, after eating pepperoni and similiar

Similar effect from garlic, onions, sauerkraut, or dish soap... that's not "hit blinds target" that's "idiot blinds self".

But, from Pizza Fury, you're right it would be "Hit Blinds Target",  and also "attract" if done in act 2 or 3 with all those scavengers and little-kids-with-big-knives-and-big-appetites swarming anything covered in hot pepperoni slices.

[Olfmo]

if i ever see an item with "idiot blinds self" as affix i just die laughing -.-

@GubbelGubbel: even the oxford english we already learn in our schools is translated hoorbile by the translating sites...
anyway, the last 3 years of school (or the last 4, i don't remember very well^^) we started really talking in english lessons, one reason was our good teacher of course, but by speaking you learn more than just the oxford english

in my opinion the best way to learn english (or any other language for that matter) is to speak it a lot, to read it a lot (literature, not school crap^^) and to watch movies in that language

i started about 3 years ago (again i can't remember exactly) with some movies, now everything i watch is english (except for german television of course, but i hate 99% of the program, so i don't watch more than 1 hour per week i'd say - and maybe 20 hours english stuff on my computer )

[Fingerpicker]

Agree, i think the best way to learn is visiting countries where english is spoken.
I´m thinking about reading english books, but i only read in bed and after 20-50 pages im sleeping with my nose on the book.
Ok, there are exceptions....
This fact makes it harder to read something in a strange language.
Maybe it would be easyer to start with a book i already know (no...not Harry Potter)

[webwalker]

@olfmo: "Idiot Blinds Self" is called "Chance to Cast Cloak of Shadows" in D2LOD.  My Shadow Master casts this at ALL the wrong times.
@GubbelGubbel: I tried reading in the shower, that didn't work either.  I kept dropping the soap.  Reading books in strange languages like Swahili or Hebrew is not hard... pronouncing it correctly or understanding it is another matter.
@chaos: Replace "fire" shrines with "magic mushroom" shrines that will spawn 100 monsters with 1 life that do 0 damage, -1  experience.
@penguins: you can come out now, Blueman says it's not so cold (note, though, he is *blue*).
@webwalker: This is the "tavern" not the "crack house".  Come down a little, OK?

2445, but that's another thread.

[blueman]

@webwalker

hehe ^^
i have to admit that the cold isnt the reason for being blue, its the alcohol ^^
because in germany we say "i'm so blue" if you are totally hammered/plastered

kind regards Blueman

[ChaosEmpire]

drunk drunken blueman

[blueman]

lol

blueman owned by chaosenergy xD

[webwalker]

@blueman: I have not seen many iron golems, because they evaporate so fast.  It seems that the better the item, the faster they evaporate. For fun: Make one from an oculus or Arm of King Leoric for the CtC teleport or bone prison when struck.  (it's been so long since I had an I.G. I don't remember if CtC works as an I.G.)

So... if we made a new golem to replace the iron golem, say a BlueGolem, what attributes would he have?
    CtC Dim Vision on striking (blind drunk)
    CtC confusion when struck (bar fights... it's never just two guys)
    Holy Freeze aura (heavy drinkers rarely win the 100m dash) or Holy Shock (the things they say!)
    Tends to stick to walls (they need holding up!  Honest!)

2556, but that's another thread, and it's the wrong way anyhow.