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Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« on: May 08, 2013, 05:00:35 am »
If you guys want more posts of my ramblings. I need a little input from the readers.

Hell! It has been over a year since anyone but me have posted anything to The tavern of Geglash!

I have short stories poked and longer ones for you to read.

I also need a publisher and someone to help smooth them up. I do believe, the ramblings would make a nice series of books or possibly movies. Hell, the family could use the money. (Sips more whiskey, beer is in short supply and not potent.)

So let me hear from you. I'll try not to post duplicates. By the way, all stores are protected by the knobby walking stick copywrite protection.

The Old One might visit ya and release a iron foil wrapped ball on ya.

Lets go for broke, the historical ramblings might even make a good RPG! I can dream, ya know. (Sips more whiskey.)

There once was an Old Man with an oar on his shoulder. No one would ask what it was. The Old Man continued to wander till he died.


 :skull: Bye for now. Remember, I lost my teeth so I have to gum you to death. Don't piss me off, I don't have extra time to gum ya to death. A few sharp arrows works too.

Bye, the old gummy, bdpf. Heres to ya, drinks more whiskey and rolls one.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 05:07:35 am by bdpf »
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:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
 ! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2013, 09:44:57 pm »
nice to see some live here...
the forum is going out of live...
but there is still a lot of beer here


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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 04:59:40 am »
@Joe
Glad to share a beer or two with you, Joe.

Been sampling Leinenkugel's Beers. Just a small brewery with naturally flavored beers, adult soda pop. (Grin) Berry Weiss right now. The berry flavor is real fresh and bright. Good for a nice buzz too.

I have to limit my in take now. I have developed high blood pressure. Darn it. I'm taking care of the wife and older brother now. It is hard to find time for the old computer.

So Joe why don't you visit the tavern and have a few. I feel lonely when I'm the only one posting at the tavern! Then I'll put up a story of mine. I have several short ones.

There once was an Amazon that liked bows and swords but could not learn how to double strike with her crystal sword. She tends to pout because of this.

Berry Weiss almost gone and time for bed, brother gets up early.

Bye, hope to share milk and cookies with you latter.

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:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
 ! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 06:44:34 pm »
Oh had a lot of cookies today...
after dog show we bought some a subway...
beer and cookies...make me fat :)

i love to read your stories, sometimes hard to translate for me, but mostly they are really good

and we share the blood pressure...so maybe we shall change tavern in alcohol free diet cookie corner


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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2013, 06:00:54 am »
@Joe

We always have milk and cookies at the Tavern. Made them myself, back in 2009, just for you.

Need whiskey and beer sometimes to even out the hard spots in life.

Besides, I write better when I sip. :)(:

Now I look for something to post!

Bye
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:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
 ! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 07:35:39 pm »
oh this means the cookies are quite hard today :)


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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2013, 04:07:53 am »
Hi Joe

Been a few months, busy, taking care of my older brother. Lost Ed on the 18th of may. He went quick without pain.

Made flap jacks (pancakes) for the wife the other day, be good snacks at the Tavern Geglash. You cab make then in several different ways with fresh fruit and whip cream. 

Hoe cakes, made with corn meal wrapped around a sausage. They're called that because field hands would cook them on a hoe. (Grin)

You need a good cast iron pan or griddle, mixing bowl, ladle, large spoon, hamburger flipper to turn the cakes when they bubble at the edges. Bacon, sausage or Ham goes good with flap jacks.

Dry stuff: Wheat flour and or corn meal, 2 to 1 parts is good. Baking soda & baking powder to make them fluffy. Teaspoon of sugar, for the hell of it. Pinch of salt, nutmeg, ginger, pepper and cinnamon for seasoning.

Wet stuff: 1 egg, tablespoon of oil, so the cakes won't stick to the pan. Milk, butter milk or cream, just enough to make a thick batter. Don't over mix! Mix for just ten seconds and let the batter sit while you tend to the meat cooking. Lumps are okay.

Before you cook them, have butter, honey, maple srupp, fresh or dried fruit and whip cream ready if you want.

A drop of water should dance on the heated pan. Use the ladle to to make a small cake as a test, so you can adjust the heat. Flip when the bubbles form on the edges. It should be golden brown not dark brown. You could put a pat of butter on the cake after it is turned.

Darn it, forgot to tell you to add fruit or chacolet chips after you put the batter on the pan.

Adjust the heat as needed and make a mess of flap jacks! Butter, surp or whip cream go good with them.

You did cook the bacon, sausage or ham.

A cup of coffee and your good to eat flap jacks.

Sorry Joe, I don't meassure the stuff. :)

As for this weekend or the next, we are have CATAPULT WARS with water balloons for the kids. Real hot here today with high humitity and no wind. I hope the kids will have fun, they're the future.

Bye for now Joe

bdpf

ps; spell check not working, live with it!
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:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
 ! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 01:41:40 pm »
oh, i love pancakes, good idea for the tavern..will make me little bit rounder :)

reading the recipe and way how ou do them lets me look like a dog, waiting for his snack..my mouth is wet...

you can fill your water balloons this way :P


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Re: Post to the: The tavern of Geglash
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2013, 02:59:44 am »
For those who missed the catapult wars, they were postponed do to a late night and early wake up to party on.

Darn female set back the whole weekend for me. Catapults are ready and revised for the last time I hope. Since I only used twenty pounds or so for weights, the range is only twenty to thirty feet with a small water balloon the size of a tenis ball. Springs would work too but were on the dangerous side for kids.

Any ways my old fingers produced a short story the Tavern Geglash!

So grab a beer or glass of milk Joe and enjoy.

bdpf
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:) +  + ;)   Don't Bite now, Lost my teeth
      /\         So now I tell rambling stories!
  / === \      Grumpy, I is
 ! /|||||\ !      Older than dirt, Piped God
 /||||||||\  aboard this here Sky boat called Earth.
          Roll my own cigarettes, strong tobacco
        Drink anything that don't kill me.
   Cleaned my musket, sharpened the blades
Long Bow is strong,  arrows heads sharp, start running
Wannabe wordsmith, stories fabricated.
Don't call me late for lunch

 

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